Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Top Ten Tuesday

Top Ten Things I Can't Believe Have Come Out of My Mouth

1. We don't hit people with penguins.
2. No, daddy doesn't have a baby in his tummy.
3. No, mommy doesn't have a penis.
4. Come on sweetheart, let the poopy out.
5. Ok, it's time to put your penis away.
6. No, that's not the baby's mouth; it's mommy's belly button.
7. You're a puma? Ok little puma, let's go upstairs.
8. Yes, mommy has a bottom too.
9. We don't tell people to stop whining, that is up to their mommies.
10. It's not polite to ask people if they have to pee pee.


Cathy said...

I think #9 is profound

melydia said...

Too funny. Is your next child a boy too?

Jenn said...

Yep, I'm going to be even more overrun with testosterone.

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