Monday, July 11, 2005

Ode to the car I loathe

I have a car I hate.
I wish it evil, evil fate.

Today we learn,
It should really just burn.

We try to trade
Now I'm afraid

Because our piece of crap
Is worth more as scrap.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/14/2005

    "An Olds we should own" we once thunk
    It turned out to be more a crap hunk
    With the service light on
    And the sunroof glass gone
    The car's just a big piece of junk!

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  2. Anonymous7/15/2005

    I wish someone would just steal
    The car known as the "Crap-Mobile"
    Then they would be reimbursed
    For the car they have been cursed
    And they could buy an SUV ideal

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  3. Anonymous7/16/2005

    There once was an Olds in New Jersey
    I'm sure it developed the scurvy
    The "light" says "to scrap!"
    This damn piece of crap
    It's time to show it no mercy!

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