1. We don't hit people with penguins.
2. No, daddy doesn't have a baby in his tummy.
3. No, mommy doesn't have a penis.
4. Come on sweetheart, let the poopy out.
5. Ok, it's time to put your penis away.
6. No, that's not the baby's mouth; it's mommy's belly button.
7. You're a puma? Ok little puma, let's go upstairs.
8. Yes, mommy has a bottom too.
9. We don't tell people to stop whining, that is up to their mommies.
10. It's not polite to ask people if they have to pee pee.
3 comments:
I think #9 is profound
Too funny. Is your next child a boy too?
Yep, I'm going to be even more overrun with testosterone.
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