I had just dried and lotioned Gummy Bear and sent him out to Daddy to get dressed. The water had drained from the tub, and Cheeky Monkey sat, playing with bathtub toys. I was paying about half attention to him and half to a book that I nearly finished.
Cheeky Monkey disappeared behind the shower curtain for a moment and then reappeared. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see that he was handing me something, so I put my hand out to get it. It took me about 3 seconds to realize that he just handed me a nugget of poo. Oh. Dear. Lord. I quickly dumped it into the toilet and turned back, only for Cheeky Monkey to hand me another poo nugget. This time, I peeked around the curtain to see a third nugget, waiting for me on the bathtub floor. I couldn't get to it before Cheeky Monkey, and so was handed a third poo nugget.
Life as a mother is glamorous.
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This isn't that great a recording, but we, literally, just watched this episode last night and laughed out loud, and now you post this lovely gem from your day! Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mB3ehaQUQ
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I keep waiting for this to happen to me.
Laughed until I cried. As least he didn't squish it first before handing it to you.
Just wait, Jason, just wait.
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