Monday, April 02, 2007

If I owned a baby stuff company ...

It would have a "unique" marketing plan. The first item for sale would be the Baby Box of Crayons, complete with "Angry Baby Red", "Merconium Green" (if you don't know, don't ask), "Poo Yellow", "Baby Eye Blue", "Jaundice Yellow", "Spitup White", and "Baby Bottom Pink."

Diapers would be marketed as "Doo Rags" and instead of coming in Regular, Jumbo and Mega sizes, they would be packed in Little Squirt, Streams of Poo and Sh*t Storm sizes.

More to come ... crying hungry baby.

Diaper Count: 207.


RFT said...

If Disney grants licensing, one of the sizes could be "Streams of Pooh"

Jason said...

hehe - and keep the pictures coming!

Strange and Charm said...

That made me laugh out loud. Thanks! Now THAT'S realistic baby stuff marketing.

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