Monday, July 11, 2005

Ode to the car I loathe

I have a car I hate.
I wish it evil, evil fate.

Today we learn,
It should really just burn.

We try to trade
Now I'm afraid

Because our piece of crap
Is worth more as scrap.


RFT said...

"An Olds we should own" we once thunk
It turned out to be more a crap hunk
With the service light on
And the sunroof glass gone
The car's just a big piece of junk!

Becky said...

I wish someone would just steal
The car known as the "Crap-Mobile"
Then they would be reimbursed
For the car they have been cursed
And they could buy an SUV ideal

Dad Thomas said...

There once was an Olds in New Jersey
I'm sure it developed the scurvy
The "light" says "to scrap!"
This damn piece of crap
It's time to show it no mercy!

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