Sunday, February 24, 2008

Real Life Kid's Products

Introducing the Real Life line of baby and children's products:

Real Life Crayons (also come in bath soaps) - colors include:
  • Angry Baby Red
  • Baby Eye Blue
  • Merconium Green
  • Spit Up White
  • Poo Brown
  • Poo Green
  • Poo Orange
  • Poo Yellow
  • Baby Bottom Pink
  • Oatmeal
  • Chalk Board Black
Doo Rags Diapers
Packed in Little Squirt, Streams of Poo and Sh*t Storm sizes

Butt Rags Wipes

Butt Paste Diaper Cream (we'll have to team up with Boudreaux's)

The Plug Pacifiers - sold in a two-pack and packaged in an outlet-style box

The "Juice Me" Series of products to include:

The Juicer and Power Juicer Breast Pumps
  • Bottles are larger at the bottom to keep them from tipping over when you finish pumping and try to put down the bottle only to accidentally spill it all over your carpet.
Juice Me Nursing Pillow
Juice Me Travel Nursing Pillow (two versions, one you have to blow up, the other with a built in air pump)

Bottles, Nursing Pads, Sippy Cups

4 comments:

G'pa said...

You're on a roll. Know anyone with lots of money for R and D? I see great possibilities.

Patty said...

You're brilliant. I cried many times over spilled milk (even though they say not to.) ;)

Patty said...

oh, and an edit for the crayons? I'd go with spit-up cream/off-white. Desitin is more of a pure white. ;)

Becky said...

I'm thinking that your collection is going to more popular with mothers who have already had a child...

 
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