Snippets

Snippets of conversation overheard this week on campus:

• "Dude, I could totally buy it with the money from my taxes!"
  
• "Did that make sense? I was asleep while I was texting you."
• "I told her I was failing to get her to study with me."
• "Ha ha."
• "Are you complaining that the projects are too easy?"
• "I mean, if you're going to be a ho, be a smart ho!"