Monday, April 05, 2010

#2 - Poopy diapers that almost explode

If you're a parent, you know the diapers I mean. You hear it the moment it happens and know it's going to be bad. Maybe it's the look on their little faces. Maybe it's the volume or duration. You know, this one is going to be huge.

And so you pick them up as gingerly as possible, being careful to hold them by any part other than the bum. Maybe you stand them up on the changing table and carefully peel away their clothing, all the while, holding your breath that you don't see the telltale yellow stain creeping up their backs.

And then you finally open the diaper and see an enormous poo. It's everywhere, but mercifully contained a mere millimeter from the edge. And then you breathe a sigh of relief. Not only don't you have to try and take clothing off without getting poo all over the blessed place but you know that you're safe from explosions for a least a little while.

AWESOME!

2 comments:

jp said...

lolz........and I know that the volume is only going to increase with Nolie.

Jenn said...

Wait until she starts eating solid food. That's when the magic really begins. We're less than one month away!

 
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